Today's news: "Macaulay Culkin is the father of Michael Jackson's son"

Aha...so I guess the mother is...

The power and the money (before and after)

Apparently, fame even made her whiter!
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Today's movie: Power Rangers

No "fair play" for the blue ranger...

Today's news: Megan Fox says she can't stand being called "sex symbol"

Next time let's call her "transvestite" to see if she likes.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Victoria Beckham is American Idol's new judge. I wonder how it's gonna be with the selection since the only judge who could actually sing, Paula Abdull, is gone. Since I'm more and more convinced that a singer doesn't need to sing well to be famous (the new judge is a living proof), here is today's short list for Victoria's criteria when selecting the candidates for the show:

Banish the fat: No more big divas with a powerful voice. Victoria will make sure that the anorexic looks prevail. Afterall, body mass should never be bigger than one's talent.

Prêt à porter: Good bye all red necks or all the ones coming from the country side trying to find fame in the show. If you are not wearing at least one iten from Armani, Gucci, Versace etc, you will hear a big "no" from her.

Spice up your life: Last but not least, comes all the ones who will (and you bet they will) try to go through the selection singing one of the Spice Girls songs. Victoria's dark past will make her crucify the poor candidate who tries this strategy.

So remember these if you are thinking of signing up for the next Idol. Good luck!

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Swine Flu begins

Today's pic: Roller Coaster Bridge

Nothing like some adrenaline on the way home after a working day...

Telletubie moment of the day: Facebook

"Uh-oh!"

Today's pic: Bored in the x-ray room

"Ahhh...a little bit of radiation just for fun won't kill!"

Telletubie moment of the day:

Now entering Britain...

Fucking incredible

Till sex do us part

Kristin, a 24 year old manicure married the 85 year old billionaire Joe Hardy. What she didn't know was that besides his nails she would have to do much more to satisfy her husband. After three months of marriage, Kristin asked for divorce alleging her husband was addicted to sex.










Well...what else can you expect from your 61 years younger wife than lots of sex?


A billionaire divorce of course!
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