Today's news: Human scanner starts operating in Manchester's airport

I don't know what gets my attention the most: the small package he is carrying around his thigh or the small package in the middle of his legs.
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Today's news: Stephen Gately is dead

From "Boyzone" to "Godzone".

Today's news: Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

And right now in heaven Mother Teresa is thinking: "Seriously! And I, who spent all those years in Calcutta...if I only knew it was that easy...tsc!"

Today's news: Swedish lesbian city is a myth

Swedish travel agents have been bombarded with inquiries after a false story about a city in Sweden populated by sex-mad lesbians was reported by a major Chinese news agency.


Now choose the best alternative:
a)- But of course these news are fake. They were "made in China".

b)- Well, I hope Ellen Degeneres still have time to unbook her tickets.

Today's product: O.Bama

In the best place in the worst times

Uuuuuurgh!

What best describes the pic?
1-If the egg is this big, imagine the size of the "cock".
2-The chicken survived.
3-The chicken now knows how you feel after days without going to the bathroom...

Back!

Hello everyone! Sorry for being so absent. I had much to do last week. Today I tried looking for some cool news to make fun of but all I want to comment on is that Rio de Janeiro (the city I come from!) is going to host the Olympics in 2016. Some of my friends who live there reported celebrations everywhere around. Totally understandable, since it means a lot to the country which is also hosting the FIFA world cup in 2014. See you there!