Say my name, say my name

Today I am gonna show you how easy it is to create your own last name in different countries. We never know when it might come in handy.

I will exemplify it with two fake names like "Fucker" and "Idiot". Now the only thing you have to do is to substitute them for your last name and add the respective endings like showed below:

Japan: Fuckeroto, Idiotashi

Russia: Fuckerowisky, Idiotova

Sweden: Fuckersson, Idiotvist

Denmark: Fuckerssen

France: Fuckeroix, Idioteau

Holland: Van Deer Fucker

Italy: Fuckeroni, Idiotti

Romania: Fuckerescu, Idioteanu

Poland: Fuckerzyk

Greece: Fuckeroulos, Idiotologou

Scotland: Mcfucker

Ireland: O'Fucker

Finland: Fuckeriikkonnen, Idiotäinen

Germany:Fuckerheimer, Idiotauer

Spain: Fuckeréz, Idioterra

Brazil: Fucker da Silva

Don’t you know that you're toxic

Feel like eating some pizza today? Perhaps some pie would be good... Well, maybe for you but not for the crazy Argelian in the picture, who tries to break the Guinness record for eating the most bizarre "food". Salim Haini performs in public and his menu consists of light bulbs, candles, human nails and more than 1000 boiled eggs.

The only comment on his talent I can think of is that I really pity the people around him when he decides to "exhale" all that mix...

Rááá!

The woman in the pic is in the Guinness Book for her piercings and lives in Scotland. Now what would you do if in a dark night you met her in an empty alley?

1-Run
2-Beg for mercy
3-Be happy for having spent Valentine's alone, after all





See? Could always be worse.

Forget to drink, drink to forget

A nationalist movement in India is developing a new beverage made of cows' pee. According to one of the bosses of the "Cow Protection Department" the new drink, called "Gau jal", doesn't smell like urine and is tasty (...).

And you thought not washing your hands after peeing was gross...pffff.

Tomorrow, tomorrow...

Hello dear readers! I couldn't update the site this weekend but a new post is coming tomorrow! I thought you guys would be too busy celebrating Valentines but to my surprise the site got double the average number of visitors yesterday. I guess there is always time for a quick look (unless everyone who checked it was single, lonely and depressed home)!
So, remember, new post tomorrow! Hope you all have had a nice weekend, single or not!

We gotta move these colour tvs

Are you bored? Or maybe you just lost your job and have lots of time to spend? In any case a young man called Suresh Joachim found the solution for your problem: break a record.
Suresh, in a moment of extreme boredom (I hope),decided to watch the tv series "24" (the Jack Bauer one) non stop for long 72 hours, in Stockholm. He broke his own old record of 69 hours, achieved in 2005. "I am happy for breaking this record here in Sweden. It's my 58th record, but my first one in Sweden", says Joachim, who lives in Canada.
Now this man must have a very exciting life traveling all the way from Canada to spend 3 days in front of a tv in Sweden OR Stockholm is really really boring.

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

Valentines day is coming and you are gonna spend it alone? Oh no! So, instead of feeling sad and lonely, go buy your own girlfriend! Yes, the website www.realdoll.com can sell you a brand new rubber girlfriend for US$6,499.00. If you are thinking this is bullshit just take a look at the indeed almost real dolls they make (like this one in the pic). You can change their facial expressions, select their hair (any kind of hair...) color, lipstick, nails, skin tone and everything else. The shipping is free even.

They used to produce a male real doll too, called Charlie, but according to the website he retired after a successful career.

Why get sad because the girls don't want you when you can get a doll who does?