"They kill, we clean!"

Feeling sad because your son decided to commit suicide cutting himself open in a bath tub? Now you have one less thing to worry about: cleaning the mess. Yes, sounds morbid, but the newest market sensation in the USA is the “Murder cleaners”. A specialized team ready to remove any kind of disgusting thing from homicide or suicide scenes. Blood, poop, body fluids, whatever. You think it’s a joke? Check the website in the picture.

Joan Dougherty, who works for the company“Trauma cleaners” in Florida says, after the cleaners are done with their job, people can’t find one single blood drop around the place. “We make it easier for people to move back in”. I suppose this woman can eat pasta Bolognese watching “Saving Private Ryan”.

Now I wonder which kind of marketing such companies do. Maybe they send hit men out to kill random rich people who would probably require their services. Or maybe they work in cooperation with serial killers (this last one would be quite profitable in the USA). I actually believe these companies should think of opening offices in Sweden and Denmark since the suicide rates are so high up here. They could even have some slogan like “Bio Cleaners Nordic: cleaning in cold blood”, hehe.