Today's news: Police Says Michael Jackson's Death Could Be Murder

He was probably struck by the Smooth Criminal.

Today's news: Ape kills man with coconut

A man was killed in Thailand by a coconut thrown by his pet, an ape. The owner had been training the animal to fetch him coconuts in palm trees and when it refused to do so, the man would beat it. Not this time though. The ape responded to the aggression by throwing a coconut straight onto his owner's head, killing him instantly.


Well, to quote Justin Timberlake: What goes around...comes around...

Today's news: Football player killed on the field

A football player from the Iraqi team Buhairat was about to score a goal in the last minute of the match when suddenly got shot in the head by a supporter from the opposing team Sinjar, that was winning by 1.




Now why wait for the end of the match to fight opposing supporters if you can avoid it by killing the player who is about to score a goal? That's what I call being practical.

Today's news: Man kills shark

Diver Craig Clasen killed a 3.5 meters shark after fighting it for about two hours. Clasen was diving by the coast of Louisiana hunting some tuna when he noticed the shark approaching one of his colleagues. "I knew the shark was there to feed" says he, who had to pierce the animal with a harpoon, stab a knife into its head and finally take it to the surface so it could choke and die.


Now the unfairness of life: People break into your house, steal your food and when you are just trying to find out what's happening, you get impaled, stabbed and choked. Tsk...