Alviiin!

Animal competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCFn55Zxkc

Today's news: Man kills shark

Diver Craig Clasen killed a 3.5 meters shark after fighting it for about two hours. Clasen was diving by the coast of Louisiana hunting some tuna when he noticed the shark approaching one of his colleagues. "I knew the shark was there to feed" says he, who had to pierce the animal with a harpoon, stab a knife into its head and finally take it to the surface so it could choke and die.


Now the unfairness of life: People break into your house, steal your food and when you are just trying to find out what's happening, you get impaled, stabbed and choked. Tsk...

Today’s celebrity: Jamie Oliver

By the picture you might think this young Englishman is cute, sweet and maybe even a very good chef, with his mouth shut. Problem is when he opens it… Have you realized how he speaks with that loose mouth over the dishes? His lisp must add a special flavor to the food, throwing hungry saliva bacteria over the ingredients…yummy! “I ufe seferal faufes” says Jamie (translation: I use several sauces). I also hope they start subtitling the show.
Now I believe all of you who like to watch him cook will no more be able to do so the same way. Once you acknowledge the mouth of doom you will be forever mesmerized by its power.