Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Victoria Beckham is American Idol's new judge. I wonder how it's gonna be with the selection since the only judge who could actually sing, Paula Abdull, is gone. Since I'm more and more convinced that a singer doesn't need to sing well to be famous (the new judge is a living proof), here is today's short list for Victoria's criteria when selecting the candidates for the show:
Banish the fat: No more big divas with a powerful voice. Victoria will make sure that the anorexic looks prevail. Afterall, body mass should never be bigger than one's talent.
Prêt à porter: Good bye all red necks or all the ones coming from the country side trying to find fame in the show. If you are not wearing at least one iten from Armani, Gucci, Versace etc, you will hear a big "no" from her.
Spice up your life: Last but not least, comes all the ones who will (and you bet they will) try to go through the selection singing one of the Spice Girls songs. Victoria's dark past will make her crucify the poor candidate who tries this strategy.
So remember these if you are thinking of signing up for the next Idol. Good luck!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Kristin, a 24 year old manicure married the 85 year old billionaire Joe Hardy. What she didn't know was that besides his nails she would have to do much more to satisfy her husband. After three months of marriage, Kristin asked for divorce alleging her husband was addicted to sex.
Well...what else can you expect from your 61 years younger wife than lots of sex?
A billionaire divorce of course!