Thursday, January 28, 2010

Today's news: Woman dies after celebrating lottery win

Deborah McDonald all happy during the lottery game, already thinking about celebrating later after the show...if she only knew that the disguised chubby woman behind her also had plans for that night...

Today's news: Danish soldier faints during cerimony

You don't need to speculate about what caused this guy to faint. It is very clear, judging by the picture below, that he actually saw a mutant.

There's no greater power than the power of...


Sunday, January 24, 2010

Today's news: Chubby wife crushes lover

Mia Landingham, a woman from Ohio weighing 136 kg, killed her 54 kg husband after sitting on him during a fight.

She definitely had a crush on him.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Telletubie moment of the day

These two scientists were studying the Hawaiian volcano Kilauea when suddenly...uh-oh!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Today's news: Hairy Golden Globe winner shocks on the red carpet

No, the movie was not King Kong. By the way, if what we see is hairy like that, imagine what we don't...

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Today's evil review: Sherlock Holmes

This is a very non cinema movie. I must admit I watched it because it was New Year's holiday (I had nothing else to do and there was no other movie to see). There is nothing special about seeing it on the big screen. Your tv will do.
Sherlock Holmes is a drunk, dirty, almost tramp, detective who seems to live at Dr. Watson's expense. Talking about Watson, I am hoping for some director to give Jude Law a gay role in some movie, 'cause while it doesn't happen he will continue to turn every character he plays into a feminine one. Just look at him in the movie poster...what kind of expression is that!?
Continuing on Holmes persona, not only he is a bohemian but also a fighter and sometimes even a bit dumb, relying on Watson's guidance to get rid of some of his problems.
The plot is silly in the beginning but at least it gets better by the end. Other than that and apart from some unnecessary hollywood jokes (like when two characters are fighting the bad guys but they stop to comment on eachothers outfits, for example) the movie is ok...
I still have to say though, if you're looking for the old glamour from the old detective books, stay home.