Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Today's pic: Hide it better

By the look on the guy's face and by the giant knife he is holding, if I was Rihanna I would get this finger out of my mouth and run away...fast!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Today's news: Finnair offers silicon implants to costumers

A Finnish airline called Finnair came out with an interesting offer to their most loyal female costumers: silicon implants.

All the costumers need to do is gather mere 3.2 million bonus points which can be then exchanged into a breast augmentation surgery.

I wonder what the corresponding offer to men is...

Friday, November 13, 2009

Today's Evil Review: "Paranormal activity"

This new low budget "scary" movie started to get popular and so I decided to watch it. First of all, despite its name, don't fool yourself: there is no activity in it. You will spend eternal one and a half hour in front of the screen waiting for something...that never comes. Not even spirits decided to show up as extras.
The story is centered in a couple having paranormal problems in their house. Not only they decide to record everything happening around (god knows why characters love to do it in low budget movies) but also they do that in complete darkness. So even if there is something to see, give up, 'cause you will not see it.
On the other hand, this might be a good movie if you are one of those people who watch movies while listening to music and doing sudoku, all at the same time.

Well, since this is an Evil review, here is a small turn off list for "Paranormal activity":

-Boredom: Nothing happens.
-Give me a break: People go around in the middle of a scary night in a haunted house without turning on the lights!
-Love to play the stupid: Everybody knows the character shouldn't do "it" but the dummo does it anyway.
-Incredible hardwares: The camera batteries never end!

Turn on about "Paranormal activity":

-Hope: It proves that anyone with a portable camera and a bad plot in their hands can make millions with a movie.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Today's news: Steven Tyler leaves Aerosmith

I heard the band is already looking for a replacement. Rumors say that one of the following is likely to substitute Steven:

Friday, November 6, 2009

Today's pic: Beyonce's revelation

Judging by her expression I guess she had just seen this exact image on one huge screen at her show.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Today's mockery: U2 vs Germans

U2 will perform today in Berlin to celebrate 20 years since the fall of It's wall. Around ten thousand free tickets were available online for the fast people who managed to get one. U2, probably not happy for having to perform for free, took the piss out of the germans and made sure to place a huge wall around the show's location, blocking the view of many who thought they could take a look from outside.

"Ah, Bono! You always so ironic!"

Today's news: Fotographer captures a shark smiling

I also smile when I see food right in front of me...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Naked Chinese man flees lover's furious husband

You're probably making a huge effort to try and see his "things" in this picture. Well, read the headlines again and you'll see it's a waste of time...