Monday, March 30, 2009

"Put your ear in the game"

Remember when you used to comment that some guy was super good looking and then some people would say "Ah! I am sure he has bad breath!" or "He sure has smelly feet!" etc?

Well, apparently they were right. Check High School musical's star Zac Efron's ear and take your own conclusions...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Today's news 2: Josef Fritzl's trial

He is the man who kept his own daughter in his basement as a sex slave for more than 20 years. Now check the picture:
By the "emphasis" given by the photographer I guess is not just Fritzl who has a kinky dark side...

Today's news: Ape kills man with coconut

A man was killed in Thailand by a coconut thrown by his pet, an ape. The owner had been training the animal to fetch him coconuts in palm trees and when it refused to do so, the man would beat it. Not this time though. The ape responded to the aggression by throwing a coconut straight onto his owner's head, killing him instantly.

Well, to quote Justin Timberlake: What goes around...comes around...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Today's news: Football player killed on the field

A football player from the Iraqi team Buhairat was about to score a goal in the last minute of the match when suddenly got shot in the head by a supporter from the opposing team Sinjar, that was winning by 1.

Now why wait for the end of the match to fight opposing supporters if you can avoid it by killing the player who is about to score a goal? That's what I call being practical.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Today's thing: Japanese panties vending machine

This machine is for all the Japanese fetish lovers. For about 80 dollars you can get used schoolgirl panties! Maybe they are not as "fresh" as expected but you can choose the color.

I wonder if they come in different flavors too. We can only imagine how the "chocolate" one would be "developed"...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Today's news: Man kills shark

Diver Craig Clasen killed a 3.5 meters shark after fighting it for about two hours. Clasen was diving by the coast of Louisiana hunting some tuna when he noticed the shark approaching one of his colleagues. "I knew the shark was there to feed" says he, who had to pierce the animal with a harpoon, stab a knife into its head and finally take it to the surface so it could choke and die.

Now the unfairness of life: People break into your house, steal your food and when you are just trying to find out what's happening, you get impaled, stabbed and choked. Tsk...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Today's add: Tranquilox

Having trouble at home 'cause your children don't obey you? Don't worry! With the revolutionary drug "TRANQUILOX", your kids will calmly do whatever you want!

Pay attention to the guy in the middle: "Oh shit...I should have done my homework!"

Monday, March 9, 2009

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Today's news

There's a new law coming, fortunately for me, it's in Madrid, Spain!

Soon it will cost 17.000 Swedish kronor if you don't pick up your dogs' poop in the street! (About 1429 Euro).

Although I don't have a dog here in Sweden I'm still very thankfull, that's more than some people earn every month.

PS: The dog in the picture was afraid his owner would be fined and forced to go back to the cheap dogfood.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Caveman dance

Considering what i see when i go out dancing, maybe some of you guys should take a lesson or two from this guy.

I also know some of you may have seen this already, but it's still quite funny!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Ping Pong Dancing

This is just so hard to look away from, and keep in mind he did all this without music (it was edited in afterwards)

Oh, and btw, keep a look at the score at the end. ;D

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Today's news: Abandoned girl is raised by dogs

The sweet 3 year old in the picture was found naked in her abandoned house in Ufa, Russia, eating rests of food from the ground with dogs. Her alcoholic mother disappeared leaving poor Madina alone to be raised by their pets. Besides being able to say "yes" and "no", she crawls and growls like a dog when people come closer.

Humm...crawling, step humping someone's leg.

Monday, March 2, 2009

A very bloody sunday

The king of football seems to have decided to adventure himself through other fields. According to a Brazilian newspaper, Pelé is thinking of recording a music album with no less than Bono from U2.
Now think about it. Pelé and Bono...
I put my hands up in the air and scream in agony "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

PS: We all know Bono loves to contribute to social causes and so, but this has apparently gone too far.