Friday, March 26, 2010

Today's thing: Push up panties

Help finally came, my dear female readers. Now you won't have to spend hours at the gym working your ass off, literally. These panties seem promising but it looks a bit uncomfortable doesn't it?

Foto: Reprodução

Wednesday, March 24, 2010


Hello everyone! Sorry for the few posts. Thing is that I am going to Brazil by the end of the week and therefore I'm already feeling like I'm on vacation. I'll keep you updated.

See ya!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Today's thing: Head boob

If you have problems with guys checking your cleavage all the time here is the solution. The newest accessory in the stores is the head boob. Just place it on your forehead and guys will be mesmerized by it, leaving your real boobs alone.

"I just can't get you out of my head..."Image: Funny or Die

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Today's evil review: New moon

I know, this review should be here earlier, but It took me a while to want to see this moving given that the first one was very boring for my taste.
Well, no surprise for this one either. Ok that the target audience might be teenagers which makes me, a 26 year old, senile to be able to judge, but I seriously felt like jumping into the screen and slapping the main character "Bella" many times.
I don't understand how anyone can sympathize with her, besides wanting to be in her place 'cause of the hotties who fight for her. The girl has the constant expression of someone who is smelling fart, is annoying and on top of that, wines about everything! Gosh, it was almost worst than Frodo in Lord of the rings. They should pair actually, would be a perfect couple.

Another thing I noticed in both Twilight and New moon is that the couples never kiss! Few times it happens it's like a little smack here and there, no passionate mouth interaction. Then they come up with that excuse that they can't kiss Bella or have her because they might lose control...poor, the chick is gonna end up as Bridget Jones in the next movie.

My advice is: if you are a (hetero) guy, run fast. If I am a girl and still disliked the movie despite the handsome guys in it, you will most likely be in agony while watching.
If you are a girl: watch it while you take care of your nails or something and notice all the things I said here.

In the end I realized that the real reason for Edward not wanting to turn Bella into a vampire is having to spend an eternity close to that girl.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Today's news: South Korean marries a pillow

We can clearly see the tears of joy coming out of the pillow's eye...or would it be...urgh!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Today's thing: Skyaking

Now, questions:

1-How does he jump from the plane?

2-How does he land safely?

3-What makes a person who wants to feel the adrenaline of falling from the sky, want to be tucked into a kayak?