Help finally came, my dear female readers. Now you won't have to spend hours at the gym working your ass off, literally. These panties seem promising but it looks a bit uncomfortable doesn't it?
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
If you have problems with guys checking your cleavage all the time here is the solution. The newest accessory in the stores is the head boob. Just place it on your forehead and guys will be mesmerized by it, leaving your real boobs alone.
"I just can't get you out of my head..."
Sunday, March 7, 2010
I know, this review should be here earlier, but It took me a while to want to see this moving given that the first one was very boring for my taste.
Well, no surprise for this one either. Ok that the target audience might be teenagers which makes me, a 26 year old, senile to be able to judge, but I seriously felt like jumping into the screen and slapping the main character "Bella" many times.
I don't understand how anyone can sympathize with her, besides wanting to be in her place 'cause of the hotties who fight for her. The girl has the constant expression of someone who is smelling fart, is annoying and on top of that, wines about everything! Gosh, it was almost worst than Frodo in Lord of the rings. They should pair actually, would be a perfect couple.
Another thing I noticed in both Twilight and New moon is that the couples never kiss! Few times it happens it's like a little smack here and there, no passionate mouth interaction. Then they come up with that excuse that they can't kiss Bella or have her because they might lose control...poor, the chick is gonna end up as Bridget Jones in the next movie.
My advice is: if you are a (hetero) guy, run fast. If I am a girl and still disliked the movie despite the handsome guys in it, you will most likely be in agony while watching.
If you are a girl: watch it while you take care of your nails or something and notice all the things I said here.
In the end I realized that the real reason for Edward not wanting to turn Bella into a vampire is having to spend an eternity close to that girl.