Today's thing: Twilight's Robert Pattinson's panties

"Not only it smells like the undead but it can now also look like one!"

Today's news: Five year old Giuliano Stroe is world's strongest kid

Now look at his pic and picture his poor mom trying to make him clean his room, do his homework...

"I told you, bitch, I don't want to! AAAAAAHHH!"

Nicole Richie's family pic

Well...I guess now we know who the little girl's real father is...

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Today's news: Human scanner starts operating in Manchester's airport

I don't know what gets my attention the most: the small package he is carrying around his thigh or the small package in the middle of his legs.
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Today's news: Stephen Gately is dead

From "Boyzone" to "Godzone".

Today's news: Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

And right now in heaven Mother Teresa is thinking: "Seriously! And I, who spent all those years in Calcutta...if I only knew it was that easy...tsc!"

Today's news: Swedish lesbian city is a myth

Swedish travel agents have been bombarded with inquiries after a false story about a city in Sweden populated by sex-mad lesbians was reported by a major Chinese news agency.


Now choose the best alternative:
a)- But of course these news are fake. They were "made in China".

b)- Well, I hope Ellen Degeneres still have time to unbook her tickets.

Today's product: O.Bama

In the best place in the worst times

Uuuuuurgh!

What best describes the pic?
1-If the egg is this big, imagine the size of the "cock".
2-The chicken survived.
3-The chicken now knows how you feel after days without going to the bathroom...

Back!

Hello everyone! Sorry for being so absent. I had much to do last week. Today I tried looking for some cool news to make fun of but all I want to comment on is that Rio de Janeiro (the city I come from!) is going to host the Olympics in 2016. Some of my friends who live there reported celebrations everywhere around. Totally understandable, since it means a lot to the country which is also hosting the FIFA world cup in 2014. See you there!