Wednesday, April 22, 2009

today's news: hair dresser rapes thief who tried to rob her beauty saloon


A 28 year old hair dresser (pic) from Kaluga city in Russia was finishing her shift in her saloon when got surprised by a 32 year old man with a pistol, announcing a robbery. Olga, the hair dresser who is trained in martial arts, managed to knock him down, tie him with a hair dryer cord and drag him to the storage room. Instead of calling the police, Olga told the man to remove his pants and let her do as she pleases. She gave him some Viagra and raped him several times over the next 48 hours.

Now what conclusion should we take from this episode:
1- Russian hair dressers are lonely.
2- If the "Stockholm syndrome" is when the hostage develops sympathy for the hostage taker, then the opposite should be called "Kaluga syndrome".
3-The thief looked like Brad Pitt.

1 comment:

Saraiah said...

F O U L and S I C K