Today's news: Mickey Rourke says he prefers to be on a deserted island with a gorilla than dating Courtney Love.
Now what do you think Courtney did to traumatize poor Mickey so much?
1-Sang him one of her songs a capella?
2-Showed him her "little gorilla"?
3- Showed him the "Hole"?
PS: All the gorillas interviewed by our website said they'd prefer to be on the "Lost" island than being on any normal deserted island with Mickey Rourke.
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